AI Marketing Agent
Joey
Your daily marketing partner.
“I plan your 30-day calendar, write captions in your voice, and post for you while you run service. Photos in, posts out. You stay in the kitchen.”
- Sign-up to your first approved post in under 48 hours. Setup happens over Telegram, with us alongside you.
- Send a photo of tonight's special over Telegram and Joey writes the caption, designs the post and queues it for your approval.
Joey
marketing agent
On your phone
What Joey puts in your Telegram.
“I plan your 30-day calendar, write captions in your voice, and post for you while you run service. Photos in, posts out. You stay in the kitchen.”
A recreation of the Telegram threads these agents send. The restaurant and the guests shown are examples, not customers.
What Joey does for you
Not a tool. Not a template. A specialist who handles your marketing end-to-end.
30-day content calendar
Joey plans every post around your menu, match days, food awareness weeks, local events, and seasonal moments - automatically. Zero thinking required from you.
Posts from dish photos
Send a photo of tonight's special over Telegram. Joey writes the caption in your voice, adds your branding, and queues it for approval.
Daily morning digest
One message every morning. Today's posts, ready to approve. Tap once, done. Or review each one - your call.
Learns your brand voice
8-minute onboarding. Joey reads your existing posts, reviews, and menu. Every caption it writes sounds like you - not like AI.
Review-to-post
Got a glowing Google review? Joey turns it into a shareable Instagram card that builds trust and drives bookings.
Posts while you're in service
No phone in hand during the lunch rush. Joey posts on schedule while you cook, serve, and run the floor.
How Joey works
Sign-up to first post in under 48 hours.
Sign up
Reserve your place and we set you up. No card needed to start.
8-minute onboarding
Tell Joey about your restaurant - menu highlights, brand voice, your vibe. Six short steps over Telegram. Coffee goes cold, you're done.
Joey learns your brand
Joey reads your existing posts, reviews, and menu. Builds your brand profile overnight. Takes about 24 hours.
Posts every day
From day two, your morning digest arrives. You approve, we post. Your Instagram is never quiet again.
What you get on day one
- 30-day content calendar built overnight
- First 7 posts created and ready to approve
- Brand voice profile saved
- Morning digest live from day two
- Instagram scheduling active
- Review-to-post feature enabled
Joey never posts without you. Every post lands in your morning digest for approval first, and you can turn autopilot on later if you would rather it just went out.
Works with
What Joey plugs into.
UK systems, named honestly. Anything marked coming is not connected yet - we will not pretend otherwise.
Social publishing
Joey posts in your voice, on your schedule.
- Instagramlive
- Facebook Pageslive
- TikTokcoming
That is the whole list
Everything else
Every system we work with, and exactly where each one stands.
See the full list →
Pricing
Starting at £99/month.
Flat monthly price per restaurant. No usage fees. Every restaurant is different. Tell us what you need and we will put together the right setup and price for you.
Founding restaurants: first month free, and your rate locked for 12 months. Cancel anytime. Fair-use limits apply - see what is included.